Wednesday Incorrect Quotes - Wenclair 2/??
I miss em and their dynamic so BAD, man
I was rewatching the 90’s Addams Family movies and it got to the part where Wednesday and Pugsley are preforming what I think is a scene from Hamlet at their school’s talent show and now I need a season of Wednesday where Enid forces Wednesday to audition for Nevermore’s school play with her.
Because I just know that Wednesday will be like “fine, but I won’t enjoy it” only to be super into it, go completely overboard and already have all of Shakespeare memorised leading to her getting the lead role and the entire Addams family coming to watch.
Best case scenario Romeo and Juliet but Wednesday’s Romeo and Enid’s Juliet and Wednesday makes it 1000x more gruesome than it already is and is always changing the lines but while maintaining perfect Shakespearean English leaving whoever’s directing (preferably Bianca) to be like “you know what sure this might as well happen”
Their opening performance is at the end of the season and also during the final battle against whoever the current villain is and when it gets to the part at the end where Romeo stabs themselves to be with Juliet Wednesday gets stabbed for real backstage but just decides go with it and finish her performance before telling anyone.
Enid: Wednesday you were stabbed! Why didn’t you say anything?
Wednesday: I was method acting, Enid. Don’t disregard my craft. My performance was immaculate.
Based on a Wenclair Fanfic I'm writing...
Enid walking up to Wednesday and draping her arm over her shoulder: How's my beautiful dark-spirited friend today?
*Everyone at the table watches Wednesday for her reaction*
Wednesday: Very well Mon chiot and you?
Bianca: What the f-
Enid: I'm great!
*Wednesday turns to Bianca*
Wednesday: Problem?
Bianca: You- she's touching you- and did you just call her a pet name???
Wednesday: I have no idea what you're referring too
Bianca: You're kidding? You just-
Wednesday: You must be seeing and hearing things Bianca, how troubling
Enid: Yeah totally seeing things!
*Enid kisses Wednesday on the cheek and leaves*
Bianca: what?! But she just-
Wednesday: Honestly Bianca you should really see someone about that.
I’m sorry but THIS is one of my favorite scenes to hyperfixate on. Why doesn’t anyone talk about this? Wednesday follows Enid without a single word. Did Enid say “come with me” no, her girlfriend is simply on a leash. She follows after Enid immediately as she starts to leave without prompting because they’re GIRLFRIENDS case closed, its all the proof I needed
It’s also Wednesday’s side eye the minute she sees Enid’s head turn lol she’s so hyper-fixated on Enid
I want my favorite little scaredy wolf to tag along with Wednesday on her adventures more next season plsss
Wednesday: My entire life I have had lesser beings telling me what I can and can not do. All because of their own weak unfounded sensibilities.
Wednesday: ‘Wednesday don’t be gay’ ‘Wednesday don’t kill people”
Wednesday: Well today I’m going to do both. Come here Enid.
Enid:
Enid: For the first one right?
They finally had their “girls” date, but Enid didn’t expect Wednesday to want to watch a horror movie.
I want my favorite little scaredy wolf to tag along with Wednesday on her adventures more next season plsss